"I suppose there are worse things than being soggy and dateless and shoveling bunny carcasses into a garbage bin on Valentine's day, but if there are, I can't think of any. Dad might say being dead in a ditch is worse. Mom would say being dead in a ditch wearing tattered underwear is worse still, at which point Dad might say dead is dead, what does underwear have to do with it anyway."
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