"I suppose there are worse things than being soggy and dateless and shoveling bunny carcasses into a garbage bin on Valentine's day, but if there are, I can't think of any. Dad might say being dead in a ditch is worse. Mom would say being dead in a ditch wearing tattered underwear is worse still, at which point Dad might say dead is dead, what does underwear have to do with it anyway."
The story of King Assiah takes place in Ancient Greek during a time when kings stormed the empire. The story begins with King Assiah in his palace, surrounded by his beautiful wives, completely unaware how his life will soon change forever.